An October Update

Howdy. Is everyone ready for Halloween? I’ve been obsessed with Dissidia: Final Fantasy Opera Omnia (see the pic of me as Aerith!) for the month, so things have slowed down a little.

We had a blast at our Halloween party:

I am Deadpool!
Deadpool!!

I was Deadpool, and we had friends from all over come to join in the festivities. (I didn’t kill anyone with my katanas, much to my husband’s chagrin.)

Work continues on The Janet Project, and I’m looking for an agent. I’m also pleased to say that our local Keyport library will be hosting my first two novels, Librarian and Apprentice, so if you’re local… well, check it out! Literally. Ha ha. That pun works on so many levels.

xoxo

Happy Matawan Day!

5 October marks Matawan Day, a time to celebrate Jaws and all things seashore-y. Crowds will come out for beers at Maloney’s and other local goods, but those especially keen on finding great stuff should visit The Geekery, where they sell awesome merch and comics.

Tomorrow also there will be signed copies of my first book, Librarian, so be sure to stop by and pick one up. 😉 Thanks Justin and Doug for supporting local artists!

Nivvy and Trojan and the Fireball

“Should I save the wine?” Niveus asked, the flask belted to his hip already half-empty.

“I say finish it.” Trojan always was the best motivator.

The two were sent out on a hunt, though not the usual kind. No monsters, nothing draconic — simply looking for some missing children. They had in their company a rather laconic monk named Ped Xing and a gratuitously annoying fey, Finneas, but it was all about the reward:

Find the missing children, collect one thousand gold, and the drinks are on the house.

Niveus tossed back his wineskin, savoring the deep red wine the group had picked up (at his behest) at the last village. It warmed him to his leather boots, and he didn’t mind it was only a few hours past sunrise. Today will be magic, he thought.

Trojan scouted ahead, his venom-soaked dagger ever at the ready. He’d protect Nivvy, as he was called, at any cost. The wizard was too delicate but too ready throw out a spell for his own good, gods damn it. The underbrush scraped at his breeches, but Trojan silently moved forward: careful enough not to make any untowardly noise, but heavy enough to sound like a creature of nature. Easy.

About three hundred meters in the forest cleared, opening on a crude sort of encampment. Trojan scanned around — goblin tents, that was certain — but probably only three or four. Between Nivvy and Ped Xing, taking out these monsters was a matter of seconds. A sneak attack, a few swift strikes from the monk, and a cantrip or two from Niveus would render the camp… well, dead.

“Time to take initiative,” Trojan whispered to himself. The goblins weren’t around, but the recent burning of kindling suggested they weren’t far. He could wait for the others, but the promise of spoils in some of the empty tents was a little just too tempting. “To save up for the wedding,” he told himself.

Trojan snuck to the first tent, stepping tentatively. He peered inside and found naught but slaps of jerky and soiled bedding. “A waste,” he pronounced.

“Hold it, half-breed,” said a crude voice behind Trojan. He immediately shifted his weight to the balls of his feet and mocked surprise, though inwardly he was annoyed about being marked out for his half-elven heritage by what could only be gutter-trash goblin fodder.

“Turn around.”

Trojan pivoted, careful to keep his hands up at his sides. Best not to provoke the enemy. A lock of his silver hair fell flanked against his cheek, but he nonchalantly whooshed it away with a breath as though he hadn’t a care in the world.

“May I help you?” he asked his inquisitor, a four foot, nasty looking goblin with even more remarkably bad teeth. Had they no dentistry?

“Your purse, loner,” said the goblin. “Empty it.”

No way was that happening. After picking up a diamond the size of a dwarf’s thumbnail not only two days prior, the last thing the rogue was about to do was hand over his haul. He deliberately stepped on a twig, moving a scant inch closer still in supplication.

The goblin had a crossbow, cocked, aimed right at Trojan’s chest. Perhaps cockiness wasn’t the best option. Trojan wondered if he had no choice but to empty his spoils and acquiesce to the little bugger’s whims.

“You win,” he said. “Just let me go, and I’ll give you what I have.”

The goblin sniffed. “Very well, half-breed. I’m sure your purse will have us well into drink tonight…”

“Fireball!” came a voice from the outer-cropping of the wood. Niveus couldn’t cast that, not yet… but then Trojan remembered: Nivvy had a necklace of fireballs. Each pearl was the same as if the wizard had cast the spell himself.

Instinctively, Trojan leapt backward into the sullied tent, not waiting for the rush of fire and heat to envelope the environs of the camp. Cloth went ablaze, and he quickly quaffed a potion of fire resistance. Things were about to get hot.

MORE NEXT WEEK!!

 

Dancing Makes Heroes

It’s been several years now since I started taking dance lessons at Fred Astaire Manasquan, doing both ballroom and Latin. I never thought I had the personality or the courage to stand up in front of others and shake my booty (PS: my favorite dances are the foxtrot, Viennese waltz, and the paso doblé; Dana, don’t make me swing!).

Yet I found myself performing showcase pieces at holidays like Christmas (I was dressed in a onesie and looked like Elf on the Shelf) or competing in in-house competitions (horrifyingly scary). My teacher, mentor, and [sometimes] shrink Dana has taught me so much about myself I cannot recommend more highly the benefits that dance gives you. Not just physically, but mentally, emotionally — it’s a powerful craft that really brings the best out in a person.

It informs the heroes in my writing; it informs me as a person.

My husband and I had our first lesson in about three months (2019 has been hectic, and we haven’t had time to go) last night, and it was lovely to foxtrot with him, even if he stepped on my feet during the twinkle-to-grapevine. (Yes, that’s a wonderfully fruity move.) Partnership is a wonderful thing, and even if it’s just you and your instructor, you’ll form a bond that lasts a lifetime. I’m fortunate enough to dance with Chris — stumbles and all on both sides! — but seeing what dance does for everyone in our dance family is wonderfully uplifting and I always leave with a smile on my face.

Soooo… dance, team! Dancing makes heroes of us all.

Reincarnation!

So it’s been about two years since I’ve updated the site. I’ve been so incredibly busy with work and school and writing and housekeeping and general husbandry (etc., etc., etc.) that I’ve completely neglected my blog!

I’ve had a blast doing my MFA in Creative Writing at Fairleigh Dickinson, learned a ton of stuff by having work experience as an assistant editor at The Literary Review, and in general met some great mentors and people who will no doubt become lifelong friends.

On a side note, I grew a beard, too, so I’m even more rakishly handsome than I was before. Pics may be requested, but no guarantees. 😉

[P] is for Protagonist, Help!

An update long time coming! The talented Anisha Dadia is finishing up the audiobook of Apprentice, so we should see that available for purchase in the upcoming weeks! HUZZAH. Hours of eloquently narrated text perfect for the car or sessions at the gym as you get your workout on.

On another note, work on my next project, The Janet Project, (no pun intended), has begun! Everything is outlined and ready to roll, but I’m having trouble with the name of the protagonist… it needs to begin with a “J,” but nothing is speaking out to me. It can’t be “Jacob” (those in the know, know why). Ideas?

People with the perfect J-name will get a special mention in the acknowledgments section of the novel. 🙂 Email me or leave a comment! THE BEST J-NAME WINS.

PS: our families are finally happy; we did the big wedding thing! I might have pictures to follow.

Double PS: I will soon be collecting more Masters, and if you haven’t checked out The Literary Review, you should!

“The Eighth Bible of New Egypt” – now in SPARK!

Helloooooo kids.

I know I’ve mentioned it before, but if you haven’t read the original serialized version, my short story, “The Eighth Bible of New Egypt,” is now available in creative fiction anthology, Spark, Volume VIII!

Not only does it have my story, the volume contains numerous other pieces and poems from great writers, so it’s definitely worth a read. Please pick up a copy, either from the E&GJ Little Press itself, or from Amazon!

“The Eighth Bible of New Egypt” is an adventure starring my rakish, educated, opinionated, and deliciously witty agent magician, Jacob Orange. More is coming, so you’d better watch out. 🙂

“This anthology contains stories and poems by over thirty authors. Quite a lot for the number of pages, meaning several stories are short or very short. My personal taste is for somewhat longer short stories or even novellettes [sic] in which authors can really display their worlds and characters. No wonder then that several of the longer stories appealed to me more, with ‘The Eighth Bible of New Egypt’ by Brian Fence really weirding me out in a pleasurable way. There is no real theme to the Spark Anthology, except maybe a drive for publishing high quality material and that shows: most of the stories were well written, well constructed and neatly polished, making the book a pleasure to read in all its diversity.” – Amazon Review, M.C. Jansen

Here at Amazon.
Here at E&GJ Little Press.

Venus Wink Chain Sword!

Husband and I decided to celebrate a love for Sailor Moon and got some tattoos that’ll line up when we hold hands! AWWWWW! Isn’t that cloying?

He got Sailor Pluto’s “Dead Scream”…

Dead Scream!

…and I got a rendition of Sailor Venus’ attack, “Venus Wink Chain Sword” from the new version of the anime, Sailor Moon Crystal.

Venus Wink Chain Sword!

Those shots are as the tattoos were in-progress! The end results are FAB-U-LOUS.

…meanwhile, as I type this, husband is in the background shouting, “AREN’T YOU HAPPY? DON’T YOU LOVE HUSBAND FOR STAINING HIS SKIN FOREVER TO HAVE A STRONGER BOND WITH YOU?”

…this is our home and how we speak.

PS! I submitted some poetry from my chapbook, so *fingers crossed.*

Zombified Flash

It crept upon me, its icy-cold touch a vice on my soul. Light, it said. Give me light, it craved.

The creature’s desire was too strong, and its psychic hold tightening around my heart compelled me. I shall give it light, I thought.

But then I fought back. I cast Fireball. I was a goddamned wizard, after all. Even if the Fireball was more of a potion than a spell.

That evocation only spurred on the creature’s anger, so I brought forward the power of light, whispering the arcane words that summoned it from the ether as I twisted my fingers in sublimation.

And I fell, slipping from cool granite and into oblivion.

Okay, okay… 🙂

Cliché experiment done!

I attempted to change a lightbulb the other day by climbing atop the bathroom sink, slipped, and nearly killed myself, which would be extremely inconvenient for anyone waiting to see Freewoman’s completion.

A few shots of Fireball may have helped this. At least there wasn’t a concussion, just… ZOMBIE FOOT!

ZOMBIE FOOT
Do not fall from sinks.